Thursday, January 27, 2011

Pretty _____ Rock

Do the Pretty ____ Rock. Now what's yo name?

On the surface, this song is a manifesto for all the Pretty Girls everywhere. Stand up! Be heard! I'm pretty! This premise I have trouble with. It places much weight and importance on being Pretty, which is not something everyone has but it's something that we are told to aspire to, more directly to girls but more covertly to boys (which I think is an especially insidious form of broadcasting a message for many reasons). However, I think there's something more to be said.

If looked at another way, this song is saying Stand up! Be heard! I am _____ and I am fucking proud. Where once I'd ask you not to take it away, now I'm telling you you won't take it away. In the immortal words of Ephie White: And I am telling you I'm not going.

Everyone deserves a manifesto like this. Kanye gets one for assholes and douchebags. Keri gets one for Pretty Girls. Where's my anthem for being Black? For aspiring to be a good man? For being a Gay man? I know some of these songs are out there, and if you know any, PLEASE send them my way. In the meantime, use the blank I have provided for you. Insert whoever you are and however many 'who's there are (I may post on this idea, aka multiple social identity).

I think it'd be cool to stand there, together, wherever 'there' is, united and strong. White. Black. Gay. Transgender. Bisexual. Hispanic. Asian. French. Arabic. Jewish. Disabled. Young. Old. Man. Woman. Adult. Child. Whoever.

Why don't we capitalize on the opportunity to find ourselves beautiful, or, for the purposes of this post, Pretty? We don't all have the chance. I wish we did. Everyone deserves to feel like a Pretty ______, provided there are exclusions. I'm working from idealism here, and I know that, but I stand by it.